I Love My Mom

She just gave my dog a licorice bit.

Also, I was like, "Why doesn't _____ like me?" and she was like, "because he is egotistical and into himself and he doesn't have any girlfriend so it's not about you. And he's not ready to commit and most boys aren't til they are like thirty so just hang in there and wait until you get a professional job and you'll be meeting all sorts of men."

Also she told me that she was going to give me an indian wrist burn and she says funny things like that all the time.