Don't Jump Agent Scarn! There Are No Parachutes!

5 Things You Wouldn't Know

I once jumped off a telephone pole because I was promised that I could have a Diet Coke when I got down.

I really like candy corn.

I do great impressions.

I took ballet, funky jazz, gymnastics and piano when I was a kid. I was not great.

I think I would make an awesome secret agent.